*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.
I thought this was going to be in defense of incest
[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”
“sure thing son whatchu need”