11 hours ago
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hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

I thought this was going to be in defense of incest

11 hours ago
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trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”